Source: nothincomparedtoyou
Ecchi Questions, go!
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 10: Top or bottom?
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 21: How big is too big:
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 23: Biggest turn on:
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 36: What do you wear to bed?
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity?
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 62: Do you watch porn?
- 63: How small is too small?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 70: Booty or Boobs?
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Source: myegotisticalindulgences
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francisco commented on the petition
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Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotryand one more quick thing before i go onto other interesting controversies or something that’s not skewed to make a point (not that all of this is i’m saying there’s like 95% truth BUT like watch what you read because somethings that you learn in like middle school she is skewing into a hateful point….YES Virginia Dare was the first ‘white’ child born in recorded history in america but who the hell else was there besides native americans (which i have a great deal of ancestry with, and blood of the Iroquois tribe in me)
why make a point about the name virginia dare like you discovered some evil secret message in the name or something. Go make more petitions about things that are pretty much gonna get anyone to agree with you due to your agenda and the things you post along with it to make any sensible person who reads it sign. but as for me i’ll keep seeing that you are not a writer that has any standards has nothing but random agendas to your petitions and goes after the wrong people with your petitions. Hopefully you think before you spam ‘i’m a sensible person who believes in freedom and rights and equality!!!!! INSTASIGN’ bc between the lines are a lot of poorly made arguments and no review process to edit them out to make it a petition one can fully support again, like why is this aimed at Google….oh that’s right so it gets your petition more exposure……or am i just making points up against this for my own agenda??? oh that’s right my points are all sound and valid. with clarification about the good parts of your petition included. I just wrote it all in a snarky way. I didn’t embellish a single thing. Peace. Much love ya’ll i know the signers had no ill intentions here you are all very sensible ppl in my book (based off this one little thing i know about any of you lmao) but still. good night and good luck.
Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotry
francisco commented on the petition
6 months ago
Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotrysigned because A) why does any of this shock anyone it’s politics like come onnnn
and B) there’s a lot of things in this petition that because they are taken out of context look ridiculous or like horrible things to say but if you think about some technically they are just true statements. or look up others and you’ll find the context made sense for someone to say that……… Or you’ll find that they are just a typical FOX news watching assholes running organizations that no gives a fuck about and have no influence with an agenda and ‘a funny retardation’C) my final point is….WHY are you hating on Google for this? go make a petition about the actual CPAC - YOU KNOW the thing YOUR WHOLE PETITION is talking about. Like google has anything to do with anything there, it’s just either business benefits they get from it or marketing for them really. Like they have a say in who’s involved in it. AND don’t you think they would have made this deal WAY WAY before the GUEST LIST OF STUPIDITY was rolled out????? think critically people geezuz
Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotry
francisco commented on the petition
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Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotrysigned because A) why does any of this shock anyone it’s politics like come onnnn
and B) there’s a lot of things in this petition that because they are taken out of context look ridiculous or like horrible things to say but if you think about some technically they are just true statements. or look up others and you’ll find the context made sense for someone to say that……… Or you’ll find that they are just a typical FOX news watching assholes running organizations that no gives a fuck about and have no influence with an agenda and ‘a funny retardation’Google: Don’t Sponsor Bigotry
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when we have each other we lose ourselves, put blinders on, love is just like a drug….think about it. or maybe i’m just biased…idk
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queued im in
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what if 2 people do ?_? what if the person needs intervention. i hate pseudo philosophies.
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